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The purpose of this website is twofold: to prove that Ellen sucks, and to alleviate the boredom of it's creator, who, incidentally, is the most awesome person in the world.  For proof that Ellen sucks, please refer to the poll on this page, which has determined, with a majority of the vote, that Ellen does indeed suck.  Since the state of 'sucking' is a completely subjective state of being that can only be determined through majority opinion, and this poll reflects the opinion of the majority of people who have visited this site, the results of the poll clearly and indisputably demonstrate that Ellen does indeed suck. 

Does Ellen suck?

Most certainly. Certainly not.

After voting, please feel free to explore the website.